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Hello all, I'm Chris. Hope you enjoy~
I post things I find funny, random poems or personal writings about my amazing girl and all my hopes and dreams of what I want to and plan to do with this girl rather it be sexual, fun, adventurous, sweet or anything :)

I hope anyone reading this enjoys my blog and I hope not to offend anyone. If I do, feel free to unfollow and I'm sorry <3

Have a great day :)

Did I ruin it?

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Fixed it

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3 days ago

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berry nice!

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1 week ago

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Looks like they photoshopped out the word ‘not’…

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2 weeks ago

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sweet-goodmorning-kisses:

please? :)

3 weeks ago

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Theme: Cavalcade

Can’t wait for you to get here babe :D Been so long since I’ve drank at all. Looking forward to getting really drunk with you and having some fun ;)

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2 days ago

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I read it as ‘I cum so fucking…’ and I was all hyped in anticipation… Then my hopes and dreams were ruined when I read ‘annoying’ and realized I had read it wrong Dx

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