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Hello all, I'm Chris. Hope you enjoy~
I post things I find funny, random poems or personal writings about my amazing girl and all my hopes and dreams of what I want to and plan to do with this girl rather it be sexual, fun, adventurous, sweet or anything :)

I hope anyone reading this enjoys my blog and I hope not to offend anyone. If I do, feel free to unfollow and I'm sorry <3

Have a great day :)
Who knew a mass murdering doll would grow up to become an awesome singer.

Who knew a mass murdering doll would grow up to become an awesome singer.

2 months ago
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mannm96:

misandry-mermaid:

In case you dudes weren’t sure whether or not it’s easy for us to tell a guy no and have him respect our answer.

I hope this gets all the attention

How to be the bigger person and avoid this

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4 months ago
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stickiebun13:

xylune:

japhettheprophet:

evaneo:

neshatriumphs:

Rape Culture isn’t real?

i cant even comprehend that there are people who say yes this

okay but look.
FEMALES ARE SAYING YES TOO.
Granted, it’s less than males, but they are still saying yes.
THAT MEANS THAT NOT ONLY DO WE NEED TO DO A BETTER JOB OF TEACHING MALES TO NOT RAPE, BUT WE NEED TO TEACH FEMALES TO KNOW WHAT RAPE IS.
IT IS RAPE IF YOU WERE GOING TO AND THEN CHANGE YOUR MIND.
IT IS RAPE IF YOU “LEAD HIM ON” BUT DON’T ACTUALLY WANT SEX.
IT IS RAPE IF YOU HAVE BEEN TOGETHER FOR A LONG TIME.
So don’t only accuse males of perpetuating rape culture, because females need re-educating too.  

Pardon me while I go get my ball cutters.  Those who know me are aware that I am NOT kidding.

Lets not forget that men can get raped too and women can be rapists.

Let&#8217;s not forget, this poll was given to HIGH SCHOOL STUDENTS who think it&#8217;s funny to put the wrong answer on a survey all the time. Those numbers are a lie.  

stickiebun13:

xylune:

japhettheprophet:

evaneo:

neshatriumphs:

Rape Culture isn’t real?

i cant even comprehend that there are people who say yes this

okay but look.

FEMALES ARE SAYING YES TOO.

Granted, it’s less than males, but they are still saying yes.

THAT MEANS THAT NOT ONLY DO WE NEED TO DO A BETTER JOB OF TEACHING MALES TO NOT RAPE, BUT WE NEED TO TEACH FEMALES TO KNOW WHAT RAPE IS.

IT IS RAPE IF YOU WERE GOING TO AND THEN CHANGE YOUR MIND.

IT IS RAPE IF YOU “LEAD HIM ON” BUT DON’T ACTUALLY WANT SEX.

IT IS RAPE IF YOU HAVE BEEN TOGETHER FOR A LONG TIME.

So don’t only accuse males of perpetuating rape culture, because females need re-educating too.  

Pardon me while I go get my ball cutters.  Those who know me are aware that I am NOT kidding.

Lets not forget that men can get raped too and women can be rapists.

Let’s not forget, this poll was given to HIGH SCHOOL STUDENTS who think it’s funny to put the wrong answer on a survey all the time. Those numbers are a lie.  

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7 months ago
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timehlord:

sherlock:

marauders4evr:

I have never found a more accurate use of this gif.

God, I hate Anderson.

You live up to your url, don’t you.

The blotched out part looks like a penis. hehehe

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10 months ago
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2chainz2furious:

i was looking for apartments earlier today and i think i found the perfect one

I got 60 bathrooms, I can shit all day, nigga. - Lil Wayne

2chainz2furious:

i was looking for apartments earlier today and i think i found the perfect one

I got 60 bathrooms, I can shit all day, nigga. - Lil Wayne

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4 months ago
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Some of those dildos look like they would hurt&#8230;

Some of those dildos look like they would hurt…

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6 months ago
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They also deserve someone who knows the difference between then and than. 
I feel really sad now. Even people with bad grammar can get 80k notes :(

They also deserve someone who knows the difference between then and than. 

I feel really sad now. Even people with bad grammar can get 80k notes :(

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9 months ago
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chivaloca:

sweetie! buy me this! :D

Why buy it? I&#8217;ll download it and send you it :p
But, we have to mark off more than 2 of them while you&#8217;re here for my hard work :)

chivaloca:

sweetie! buy me this! :D

Why buy it? I’ll download it and send you it :p

But, we have to mark off more than 2 of them while you’re here for my hard work :)

11 months ago
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chivaloca:

I should do this after every period for my bf&lt;3

If only I could eat cake Dx

chivaloca:

I should do this after every period for my bf<3

If only I could eat cake Dx

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1 year ago
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