Looks like they photoshopped out the word ‘not’…
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Can’t wait for you to get here babe :D Been so long since I’ve drank at all. Looking forward to getting really drunk with you and having some fun ;)
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I read it as ‘I cum so fucking…’ and I was all hyped in anticipation… Then my hopes and dreams were ruined when I read ‘annoying’ and realized I had read it wrong Dx
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Just wanted you to know babe. Love you <3
i love you too sweetie :) you are so sexy and irresistible baby. so hard to say no to you :*
You too, ‘it’s’ too hard to say no to you ;) <3 :*
Received LED desk fan from co-workers that was supposed to say “Office Hottie” but…